hit INTO

So this is our team name, HIT into, hit in TWO? Our team... light blue shirts, team, as in mates. Old meets new, meets young and wreckless, Art Titus, grab the railing, there's pills for that... *wink* Here is a picture of us on the 6th green, getting ready for an EAGLE!! As I said, hit in TWO! Well, we didn't quite make 3 :((( or four, fore, hit INTO again. I'd say it was blasphemous, not-so-good samaritan robbery. We did hit the hole three times in six tries though :0 From there it was all downhill, until the back nine of course where the holes start climbing again, and that's when we made our move... first birdie, 12th hole, short par 4, beautiful pitch by mees-elf, 5 and a feet, what a feat! Next hole, even feat-ier, driven to the green by an ex-pro (shop worker, haha!). Ziggy on the ground in beer cart girl agony. Another EAGLE goes begging!!! How can I leave a putt like that short... then again, next tee, HIT INTO, twice, come on ya FOUR-EYED-NICKABEET BOTTLE-EATER FREAK! Just kidding, love ya like a bounced check, have you ever played KILL THE BUTTS! No, it's not an ANTI-smoking campaign. Not a beer-cart-girl looking death mulled over... lit her... sweet but not feeling so aces today. I don't know but if she weren't serving drinks I'd think she'd probably tell me I'm using too much uPPer caSe, punctuation too! Luv ya like an afternoon pale fog :))) LMAO!

Alright well... I think the rest of the round might bore you into divoted submission, so I'll just say that we birdied the last hole (my beautiful SW to 12 feet, Nephew Pat's putt, Rosey's drive too, how could I forget such teamwork?) in front of all the other gophers, received a big rousing rousing, rising ovation... or polite applause, is it really polite if you should receive the clapping of something more??? HMMMM... the rest of the evening went quickly and without much distraction. Winners and trophies were announced, the food was delved into, was pretty good according to most (not so good according to that rare gem, well done!)... and as you can tell by this, (or that picture above of a WINNER with SOME prizes), the wind had come up and everything was a little coooooollllerrrrrrrrrr! Some were cooler than others, some people's golf balls went farther downhill than uphill too, ha ha, LMAO! As it was, we listened to FIX YOU on the way home at least three times... and went to sleep motionlessly.